Almetric 

Almetric is a loving husband, friend and father. He is generous, handsome and a great kisser. Loves to play and keep things fresh and fun. He loves his family and life. Almetric is full of surprises and keeps you on your toes. He is a GREAT fisherman and loves the outdoors.

Without Almetric in my life i'd be lost.
Almetric the love of my life!

Almetric by Almetric December 18, 2016

almeric

Almeric is a careful and loving beast, making sure to be violent in bed. He is commonly known for his abnormal penal length, most commonly 30-40 CM. His presence lightens the room when he walks in, causing wetness in the girls. He does his math all the time, including sexual acts.

I wish Almeric was here

almeric by ilikeanuz September 19, 2013

almerick 

1. One who is very skinny and fragile
2. A slang term for describing a man with a pin dick
3. The recipient of the manu

1. Oh my god! That guy is gonna break so easy! What an Alemrick!
2. Hey fuck you man, at least i aint no almerick!
3. Dude, did you see how bob got almerick'd!

almerick by Bill Jonesy November 1, 2006

almerick 

1. One who is very skinny and fragile
2. A slang term for describing a man with a pin dick
3. The recipient of the manu

1. Oh my god! That guy is gonna break so easy! What an Alemrick!
2. Hey fuck you man, at least i aint no almerick!
3. Dude, did you see how bob got almerick'd!

almerick by Bill Jonesy November 1, 2006