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Jaysa Allen 

Means to be very beautiful with a big heart and the softest most beautiful brown eyes
Jaysa Allen made me fall for her the first time I seen her
Jaysa Allen by I<4jaysa January 31, 2023

jaysa allen 

i’m sorry.
jaysa allen i am deeply sorry for everything. i want us to get better
jaysa allen by J.or.nobody April 22, 2023

jaysa emma allen 

I’m sorry for being a bad boyfriend all the time and i’m sorry for always arguing with you, I don’t want to let my guard down because I am scared of you finding better or leaving me. But i am going to try my best to let my guard down and trust you. I think a few months ago we were at a point where our relationship couldn’t be “saved” but i will do anything for us. i will try and try and try to make it 100% better than it has been. I am going to try to give you space when you need it and realize you have a life beyond me. I just want you to love me with everything and i want to be important. i wanna be your first, your last. and your everything. i love you stink
jaysa emma allen is the sweetest girl alive and deserves the world
jaysa emma allen by J.or.nobody April 22, 2023
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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