Alkthrist 

To drink large amounts of alcohol while taking a large crap or fart.

"Ahh man! I think I had an Alkthrist last night!"
"You THINK?"
"How should I know? I was drunk taking a crap!"

Alkthrist by Sambug July 6, 2008

Alltheist 

A person who tries to claim ties to every religion out of fear of picking the "wrong" one. This in turn forms a paradox because some religions, such as Hinduism and Judiasm contradict each other as the former is polytheistic and the latter explicitly states that there is only one God.

A typical Alltheist may believe in Jesus, Hindu gods, and even the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

Guy: I don't want to go to hell, so I'll just become an Alltheist
Girlfriend: Why am I even going out with you?

Alltheist by HockeyUSA72 October 24, 2007

alatrist 

The acknowledgement but lack of worship of gods.

A: “I believe there are gods, but I don’t really, like worship them, y’know?”
B: “So… you’re an alatrist?”
A: “Yep.”

alatrist by ekym November 10, 2022

altheist 

One who thinks AL is god.

It got awkward for the altheists when they realized they had misinterpreted the initials for Artificial Intelligence (AI) as AL.

altheist by al-76 September 2, 2018

Alltheist 

The belief in all religious gospels and unlike previously stated Hinduism doesn't contradict judaism. (Hindus believe that each god is just a different incarnation of the creator.) Alltheism is just a way to respect everybodies beliefs and believe whatever you want to believe.

Andrew: Man I just can't find the right religion!

Mark: Have, you heard of Jehovah!

Andrew: Fuck it, Im gonna be an Alltheist!

Alltheist by Sandman Chewer April 17, 2014

Alltheist 

A believer that accepts within all peoples there is inherently an apparatus to contact higher intelligence, and through experience and sentient life, everyone develops their own unique language to communicate with that intelligence.

Being an Alltheist isn't a matter of indecision but a very definite decision to recognize a person over a specific belief they hold.

I believe in my ability to decide what I believe, I believe in yours, I believe in everyones'; I am an Alltheist.

Alltheist by gsusgod January 17, 2015

Alkeristicism 

A word that was invented by a well known gay ass man. He took pride in being such a fag, he invented the word Alkeristicism just to protect fag needs. People didn't disriminate against him because of that, they discriminated because apart from that he was an IDIOT!!!
A rude concieted idiot!!!
Alkeristicism means; Fag/Gay Ass.

Joey was proud To be Alkeristicism..
GROW SOME BALLS!!! AND THANKS FOR THE ADVICE!!! YOU WHORE!!!!

Alkeristicism by CoutureChic January 5, 2008