Alkaios 

That guy with the biggest cock on earth

- Have you seen the biggest dick in the world?

- YES! That guy Alkaios has the biggest I think...

Alkaios by Phantomfellinluv November 20, 2021

Alkaias Law 

The point at which Reductio ad absurdum reaches a point in which the argument at hand has lost all credibility

If two people are trying to make a soft drink, and one can't, but the other bottles AIDS, clearly the lack of soft drink is better than a bottle of AIDS. - Alkaias Law in effect

Alkaias Law by Zack Vedrina August 20, 2012