Alhamez

Alhamez is a weird triangle head creature with a long nose that was used for digging oil wells.
He is a weird creature, he whistles and farts alot when he sleeps and you can easily assassinate him by throwing him with a peanut and he will choke to death.

He also likes discounts and getting free food, if you found him in a restaurant there is a 120% chance that this restaurant has offers.

Son: i found alhamez eating sushi
Father: i know because today is Tuesday

Alhamez by John Chambobly August 8, 2020

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Alhamza

a pussy boy

Person 1; damn he looks like an alhamza
Person 2; totally a pussy boy

Alhamza by Yoloistheanswertolife June 16, 2016

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Alhamez • Alhameli • Alhamza

Alhameli

The Alhameli family is one of the most wealthy and most humble you'll ever meet. The members of the family strive for the best and do their best in everything they do. You will find them to be the kindest people on earth, and they will welcome you with open arms.

Alhameli what a generous family

Alhameli by Zayed Saif Mohammed Alhameli February 21, 2022

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kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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