Alhamez

Alhamez is a weird triangle head creature with a long nose that was used for digging oil wells.
He is a weird creature, he whistles and farts alot when he sleeps and you can easily assassinate him by throwing him with a peanut and he will choke to death.

He also likes discounts and getting free food, if you found him in a restaurant there is a 120% chance that this restaurant has offers.

Son: i found alhamez eating sushi
Father: i know because today is Tuesday

Alhamez by John Chambobly August 8, 2020

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Alhamza

a pussy boy

Person 1; damn he looks like an alhamza
Person 2; totally a pussy boy

Alhamza by Yoloistheanswertolife June 16, 2016

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Alhamez • Alhameli • Alhamza

Alhameli

The Alhameli family is one of the most wealthy and most humble you'll ever meet. The members of the family strive for the best and do their best in everything they do. You will find them to be the kindest people on earth, and they will welcome you with open arms.

Alhameli what a generous family

Alhameli by Zayed Saif Mohammed Alhameli February 21, 2022

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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jerb

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Word of the Day on May 22, 2026

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Cheeks

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

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sans sheriff

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Word of the Day on May 20, 2026

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