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Alfieris 

The act of pooping while sucking a lollipop
After two expressos, Kristen ran to the bathroom for a quick Alfieris.
Alfieris by Low and slow May 10, 2024
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Alfieri is as unique as his name. You can always count on him: if you find an Alfieri, you will find a loyal friend with a big heart. Always there to make you laugh, you will appreciate his sense of dark humor. As a lover he may seem impassive sometimes, but if you look into his eyes, you will notice all the depth of his soul.
In front of an Alfieri, you will open-up easily, he never judges! One of the most open minded people that you'll ever meet.
I fell so free when I'm with him, I love talking to him even if I've nothing to say!
Of course you are, he is Alfieri!
ALFIERI by totinoise November 22, 2021
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Alfieried it 

When one completely blows out his knee from athletic event. Or when one completely demolished a certain part of the body from a certain athletic move
Oh shit he got hit pretty hard in his knee there. It looked like he might’ve alfieried it
Alfieried it by Saliehow1234 April 25, 2023
Albieris is a very sexy man with an outstanding performance in everything, he is also bad at basketball with no skill however his ability to nut to Lebron highlights is outstanding. He can pick up any girl (in GTA of course) he wants to.
Albieris, what did I see you doing to Lebron?
Albieris by SonicFan2415131 February 7, 2024
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
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Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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