Alfieris

The act of pooping while sucking a lollipop

After two expressos, Kristen ran to the bathroom for a quick Alfieris.

by Low and slow May 10, 2024

ALFIERI

Alfieri is as unique as his name. You can always count on him: if you find an Alfieri, you will find a loyal friend with a big heart. Always there to make you laugh, you will appreciate his sense of dark humor. As a lover he may seem impassive sometimes, but if you look into his eyes, you will notice all the depth of his soul.
In front of an Alfieri, you will open-up easily, he never judges! One of the most open minded people that you'll ever meet.

I fell so free when I'm with him, I love talking to him even if I've nothing to say!
Of course you are, he is Alfieri!

by totinoise November 22, 2021

Alfieried it

When one completely blows out his knee from athletic event. Or when one completely demolished a certain part of the body from a certain athletic move

Oh shit he got hit pretty hard in his knee there. It looked like he might’ve alfieried it

by Saliehow1234 April 25, 2023

Albieris

Albieris is a very sexy man with an outstanding performance in everything, he is also bad at basketball with no skill however his ability to nut to Lebron highlights is outstanding. He can pick up any girl (in GTA of course) he wants to.

Albieris, what did I see you doing to Lebron?

by SonicFan2415131 February 7, 2024