Alfie is the guy who will make you laugh no matter what, he may seem dumb but he's not, he cares...but you will fall for him and he will play you over and over again so watch out for an Alfie up ahead.
I fell for an Alfie.
by nweoifhqrjf December 11, 2017
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A person who is quiet short and has an extremely big penis and is very attractive . He also has an obsession with girls .
by Me names jeff December 31, 2017
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gay man who loves cock up his ass, plays mana thinks he is good cuz of lunar cosmetics like go outside or something u fat furry cunt
fuck off alfie
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Alfie is the only correct way to spell the name. If your name is Roisin and you spell it alphie, you are incorrect. Obviously. This is on the Internet so fact.
Alfie is the dogs name
by Raisin999 February 12, 2021
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small child who is like 1 ft tall and thinks hes pretty epik and hard but secretly he has a small dick and no friends. You cant tell me im wrong
alfie's friends: hi alfie!
alfie: i need to take my meds, you clearly aren't real
by short_person May 21, 2021
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A man that pisses you off constantly but has a big dick so worth it
“Why do you put up with that”
“He’s an Alfie”

by Slc198 December 31, 2019
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