one who walks up to tiny female beings, lifts his arm and sprays rotten skunk crotch odor at their face.
you-The other day Alf tried to corner me and emit his toxins in an attempt to scrog me.
me-That dagnabbit son of a beaver muncher!
me-That dagnabbit son of a beaver muncher!
by djneighneigh March 10, 2004
Joseph Stallin, Adolf Hitler, any body else who beleives it is okay to put human life at risk due to an ideal or goal.
by ZombE February 11, 2005
Alf is a little pussy bitch.
by anonymous February 16, 2005
An old man with 2 walking sticks who is such a genius he can walk at a 90 degree angle. He leaves his home once a day to display his unique talent to the envious world under the pretext of going to post a letter.
Who is West Bridgford's finest athlete?
That'll be Alf Trolleydocker, the 90 degree genius.
Where did he get his walk from?
I believe he got it from a corner shop.
That'll be Alf Trolleydocker, the 90 degree genius.
Where did he get his walk from?
I believe he got it from a corner shop.
by Kenny Spoffo-Grumpbeetle August 17, 2009
Alfred James "Alf" Stewart is a fictional character from the Australian Channel Seven soap opera Home and Away and and a parody of doodleburger, full time rapist played by Ray Meagher. The character debuted on-screen during the serial's pilot episode on 17 January 1988 while raping Sally. . Meagher is the only remaining original cast member still present. Thanks to Summer Bay, Alf still has his thunder. Also Loose as fuck.
by Rape101 October 21, 2013
When a male of the age 17 or older can not control the flow of waste out of his body. This certain individual seems to shit in his pants very often.
by Daniel "Leo the Great" Krcmar September 25, 2003