2 definitions by djneighneigh

alf

one who walks up to tiny female beings, lifts his arm and sprays rotten skunk crotch odor at their face.

you-The other day Alf tried to corner me and emit his toxins in an attempt to scrog me.
me-That dagnabbit son of a beaver muncher!

by djneighneigh March 10, 2004

pterodactyl

thievers who swoop down in the midst of the night and steal while you aren't looking. (aka suitemates)

walking penis- Pterodactyl freakin attacked my dirty laundry last night and stole my dirty skank, herpes filled boxers!

by djneighneigh March 10, 2004