Alexcianitis

Alexcianitis is a serious disease carried by all teenage basic bitches. The common symptoms are gullibleness, uncontrollable sarcasm, using excessive amounts of social media and using their own snot as hair gel.

You can donate £5 to save teens with Alexcianitis and prevent them from becoming someone with Barbaranitis.

Girl 1: She has Alexcianitis, doesnt she?
Girl 2: Yeah... what a shame...
Alexcia: Ofcourse i have it... DUH... *sarcasm symptom*