Alex Greenwald 

I am convinced that the only other definition on this page was written by the devil himself (Alex Greenwald) because there is no way that anyone could think he is that cool. Now, here is the TRUE definition of Mr. Greenwald!

Alex Greenwald (Gaywald for short) is a indie rock faggot that would do literally anything to be in the spotlight including sucking off a giraffe at a PETA rally to butt fucking Sting for his shitty band to get an opening slot on his tour.

Gaywald's hobbies include trying to be popular, copying whatever music is popular at the time, dating actresses who are more famous than him (then dumping them for the next barely-legal pussy that goes by). His theme song is "Little Girls" by Oingo Boingo.

George: "Yo, homie! Have you heard about that fuckass Alex Greenwald?"

Bobby: "No! I've never heard of him before in my life! Who the fuck is he?"

George: "Oh. he's some sleazebag fucko that likes barely legal girls, especially if they're famous"

Bobby: "You're kidding?"

George: "No joke! He just went through another one this year and now he's dating his pet mongoose"

Alex Greenwald by theThingThatOnlyKillsVegans October 20, 2018

Alex Greenwald 

Lead singer of Phantom Planet. Also, the best person in the world. He does NOT like to be considered an actor even though he had some minor acting rolls. Vegan and awesome and completely the most gorgeous thing ever. Owns a keyboard that barks and loves all Randies. And Brandy. Screams "HADOUKEN!" at any moment he feels like it.

Person 1:"Alex Greenwald? You mean that ugly guy?"
Person 2:"You need to go die, come back to life, and die again."
Person 3:"I agree. Everyone knows Alex Greenwald is the best person in the world. Shame on you."

Alex Greenwald by awesssssssssome January 19, 2009