One sexy mother fucker! Slays a lot of pussy and has a perfect body. This specific kid is against the use of any drugs that can harm his body. In his prime condition, he can turn into a majestic dragon and fly and shit. Goody is god. Simple.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).