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alek dick 

An insanely big dick. Every girl will say it ! It’s huge and procures very good sensations ! This is a very beautiful dick that will make you think about it every single days of your life.
Alek dick is very big
alek dick by Mikecokslong November 21, 2021

alek david fish 

The epitome of man. Truly the world's best lifeform. the only equivalent is maxing out every single stat in a video game. Looks, 10, Bitch Pulls, 10, Muscles, 10, hair 10
Alek David fish is the best man on earth.
alek david fish by gulmworder August 28, 2022

Dirty Alek 

When a medium sized dick mam absolutely rails a random hoe named Lola while a very sexy man by the name of Ricky watches and then proceeds to jack off in front of them
Did you see the dirty alek take place at our local elementary school?

Dirty alek 

ok your having a 69 with two guys and then you shit in ones mouth and then the one with the shit sucks the other ones dick and then has cum and shit in his mouth and then they make out and transfrer the shit/cum.
i gave my b/f a dirty alek the other night. <3 =]
Dirty alek by kenny sharp January 12, 2007
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026