Alegny is name who pulls hella bitches .. he is loyal when it comes to dating .. he’s very bipolar..can cheer anyone up on any type of situation.. can make the whole room laugh in the dumbest ways
by Culolicker October 29, 2017
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Loaded with Grade-A breast milk (high in protein and fiber, however, does not go down smooth due to the viscosity) can feed a small African tribe.
Pubic hair is usually thick, matted and has a low shed tolerance. A typical Algenys will shed a full coat of pubic hair three times daily, therefore (much like a breadcrumb trail) makes it easy to track.
During mating season The Algenys will flash its dimples to attract brown Indian men (that resemble peacocks) who strut their stuff with their hands on their hips.
The Algenys is a harmless, sensitive creature who plagues Southeastern Massachusetts
Loaded with Grade-A breast milk (high in protein and fiber, however, does not go down smooth due to the viscosity) can feed a small African tribe.
Pubic hair is usually thick, matted and has a low shed tolerance. A typical Algenys will shed a full coat of pubic hair three times daily, therefore (much like a breadcrumb trail) makes it easy to track.
During mating season The Algenys will flash its dimples to attract brown Indian men (that resemble peacocks) who strut their stuff with their hands on their hips.
The Algenys is a harmless, sensitive creature who plagues Southeastern Massachusetts
The Algenys' aliases:
-Al
-Algenocide
-Crumps
-Al
-Algenocide
-Crumps
by H3206 October 17, 2011
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Best friend: "What happened to you?"
Boy who saw Aleny: "She, she looked at me!"
Best friend: "Who?"
Boy who saw Aleny: "ALENY!"
Best friend collapses
Boy who saw Aleny: "She, she looked at me!"
Best friend: "Who?"
Boy who saw Aleny: "ALENY!"
Best friend collapses
by Dr. Queen October 27, 2012
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by Kayla deer October 28, 2018
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by The only real lover January 1, 2018
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by Bit**betterhavemymoney July 24, 2017
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Boy: I’m going to go to my friend’s house today
Girl: what friend
Boy: You don’t know her , her name is aleny .
Girl: OMG YOU KNOW ALENY ?! I FOLLOW HER ON INSTAGRAM . SHE IS SO FUNNY .
Boy: yeah and she’s very pretty that’s a bonus.
Girl: She is very pretty . Introduce me to her. I want to be friends with her too !
Girl: what friend
Boy: You don’t know her , her name is aleny .
Girl: OMG YOU KNOW ALENY ?! I FOLLOW HER ON INSTAGRAM . SHE IS SO FUNNY .
Boy: yeah and she’s very pretty that’s a bonus.
Girl: She is very pretty . Introduce me to her. I want to be friends with her too !
by just someone who misses aleny May 22, 2019
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