Alconomad
A high functioning alcoholic that wanders the Earth; saving villages from roaming bands of bandits and defeating locals in drinking competitions.
Alconomad by AnonymousDrunkard January 30, 2017
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alconomics
Any mathematical or economical principles or practices directly related to the acquisition, sale or distribution of alcohol.
1.
"Hey man, that party was sick last night, but I can't figure out how we made so much cash? We only charged a few bucks at the door?"
"I don't know, talk to Jimmy, he figured it out. The guy's got a PhD in alconomics."
2.
"24 beers in a case, 24 hours in a day, that's alconomics for ya'."
"Hey man, that party was sick last night, but I can't figure out how we made so much cash? We only charged a few bucks at the door?"
"I don't know, talk to Jimmy, he figured it out. The guy's got a PhD in alconomics."
2.
"24 beers in a case, 24 hours in a day, that's alconomics for ya'."
alconomics by unoit! December 10, 2009
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alconoid
The hungover and paranoid feeling the morning after being totally hammered in mixed company. Usually brought about by alcoholic amnesia.
Bob: God my head hurts - can't remember much about last night.
Alice: I can
Bob: Shit ..what did I do? did I fall over, did I lose any friends?
Alice: oh shutup you're just alconoid.
Alice: I can
Bob: Shit ..what did I do? did I fall over, did I lose any friends?
Alice: oh shutup you're just alconoid.
alconoid by nervous wreck May 30, 2009
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I heard the State Police found a shriveled nutsack along route 87 Friday night. Seemed to be a classic case of an Alconada Implosion.
Alconada Implosion by Shovelmonkey May 5, 2022
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