Alconomad

A high functioning alcoholic that wanders the Earth; saving villages from roaming bands of bandits and defeating locals in drinking competitions.

That man who saved our town... he was certainly an Alconomad. Did you see his samurai sword?

by AnonymousDrunkard January 30, 2017

alconomics

Any mathematical or economical principles or practices directly related to the acquisition, sale or distribution of alcohol.

1.
"Hey man, that party was sick last night, but I can't figure out how we made so much cash? We only charged a few bucks at the door?"

"I don't know, talk to Jimmy, he figured it out. The guy's got a PhD in alconomics."

2.
"24 beers in a case, 24 hours in a day, that's alconomics for ya'."

by unoit! December 10, 2009

alconomics

the reality check excuse one might use upon departing a bar after happy hour is over.

I'd love to stay, but the alconomics just don't add up... it isn't alconomically feasable.

by hermungus January 7, 2011

alconoid

The hungover and paranoid feeling the morning after being totally hammered in mixed company. Usually brought about by alcoholic amnesia.

Bob: God my head hurts - can't remember much about last night.
Alice: I can
Bob: Shit ..what did I do? did I fall over, did I lose any friends?
Alice: oh shutup you're just alconoid.

by nervous wreck May 30, 2009

Alconomics

The economics of Quality to Quantity per Dollar value of Liquor

What should I get?
I don't know check the Alconomics chart.

by gdgree08 April 11, 2010

Alconada Implosion

When a particular individual from Florida with a strange dental impression sucks a man cock so hard the suckee implodes, or collapses, into his own now shriveled testicles.

I heard the State Police found a shriveled nutsack along route 87 Friday night. Seemed to be a classic case of an Alconada Implosion.

by Shovelmonkey May 5, 2022