A high functioning alcoholic that wanders the Earth; saving villages from roaming bands of bandits and defeating locals in drinking competitions.
by AnonymousDrunkard January 30, 2017
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"Hey man, that party was sick last night, but I can't figure out how we made so much cash? We only charged a few bucks at the door?"
"I don't know, talk to Jimmy, he figured it out. The guy's got a PhD in alconomics."
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"24 beers in a case, 24 hours in a day, that's alconomics for ya'."
"Hey man, that party was sick last night, but I can't figure out how we made so much cash? We only charged a few bucks at the door?"
"I don't know, talk to Jimmy, he figured it out. The guy's got a PhD in alconomics."
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"24 beers in a case, 24 hours in a day, that's alconomics for ya'."
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by hermungus January 7, 2011
Get the alconomics mug.The hungover and paranoid feeling the morning after being totally hammered in mixed company. Usually brought about by alcoholic amnesia.
Bob: God my head hurts - can't remember much about last night.
Alice: I can
Bob: Shit ..what did I do? did I fall over, did I lose any friends?
Alice: oh shutup you're just alconoid.
Alice: I can
Bob: Shit ..what did I do? did I fall over, did I lose any friends?
Alice: oh shutup you're just alconoid.
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Get the Alconomics mug.When a particular individual from Florida with a strange dental impression sucks a man cock so hard the suckee implodes, or collapses, into his own now shriveled testicles.
I heard the State Police found a shriveled nutsack along route 87 Friday night. Seemed to be a classic case of an Alconada Implosion.
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