1.
"Hey man, that party was sick last night, but I can't figure out how we made so much cash? We only charged a few bucks at the door?"

"I don't know, talk to Jimmy, he figured it out. The guy's got a PhD in alconomics."

2.
"24 beers in a case, 24 hours in a day, that's alconomics for ya'."

alconomics by unoit! December 10, 2009

Related Words

Alconomad • alconomics • Alconada Implosion • alconoid • alco-load

alconomics

the reality check excuse one might use upon departing a bar after happy hour is over.

I'd love to stay, but the alconomics just don't add up... it isn't alconomically feasable.

alconomics by hermungus January 7, 2011

alconoid

The hungover and paranoid feeling the morning after being totally hammered in mixed company. Usually brought about by alcoholic amnesia.

Bob: God my head hurts - can't remember much about last night.
Alice: I can
Bob: Shit ..what did I do? did I fall over, did I lose any friends?
Alice: oh shutup you're just alconoid.

alconoid by nervous wreck May 30, 2009

Alconomics

The economics of Quality to Quantity per Dollar value of Liquor

What should I get?
I don't know check the Alconomics chart.

Alconomics by gdgree08 April 11, 2010

Alconada Implosion

When a particular individual from Florida with a strange dental impression sucks a man cock so hard the suckee implodes, or collapses, into his own now shriveled testicles.

I heard the State Police found a shriveled nutsack along route 87 Friday night. Seemed to be a classic case of an Alconada Implosion.

Alconada Implosion by Shovelmonkey May 5, 2022

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026