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Albuquerque Academy

A school filled with snotty rich kids who mostly juul and vape. They use their parents mercedes and BMW's and try to flex on you. And if you don't cuss or own gucci, you're not cool, sorry.
Dude Albuquerque Academy is a wild place

Albuquerque Academy

1. Common stereotype/ misconception: A snotty rich-kid private school, on a 10,000 acre campus filled with Asian nerds who have no social life and don't have any fun or sex.

2. What it actually is: A college prep grades 6-12 school with brick buildings on an attractive, leafy, large campus in Albuquerque, New Mexico. Highly regarded by colleges and Albuquerque residents, usually; with successful alumni and effective teaching skills. Superior academics, sports teams and competitive clubs make this school highly ranked in Albuquerque.
Pedro: Aw, man, no, ese! Don't go to Albuquerque Academy for high school! Don't you want a social life???