Albino Rhino

When a you're is getting head, bust in yo slam piece's hair and use your cum to make one spike on the front of her head

Nick: Hey, did you get billy last night
Will: Fuck yeah boii, I pulled an albino rhino and she was pissed as shit

by Thefuckboy June 3, 2013

Albino Rhino

You strip naked and your partner strip naked. You tell the bitch to bow down. You walk thirty paces back, and then you race for her ass. Right before you get to her, you take a flying leWap and plung your dick deep down her ass. Afterwards, you'll have to help her walking.

I albino rhinoed her so hard she trouble walking for a solid week.

by BendOver January 8, 2015

Albino Rhino

When one guy cums in another dudes ass, then proceeds to stick his nose in it

John got an albino rhino, and now it looks like he is a lifeguard

by TheFoxyShazzam September 17, 2010

Albino Rhino

A hefty, excessive in length serpent posessing one red eye, which typically lives in the trousers of a caucasian manbeast, when excited it tends to spew gargantuan amounts of vanilla milkshakes

Dude 1: I've been looking for something to worship
Dude 2: Dude, me too!
Daniel: Well gentlemen feast your eyes as I uncage the beast
Dude 1 & 2: (kneeling) All hail the Albino Rhino!

by D-daddy shizzz (spiderman) November 7, 2010

Albino Rhino

The act of attaching a white dildo to your head and then using it to penetrate your partner.

Jill got so freaky last night she asked me to give her an albino rhino.

by tmant August 24, 2016

Albino Rhino

When you get your girl wet enough that she bends over and you charge for the opposite side of the room and whatever hole is the hole. Get the walker ready.

I can’t believe that bitch let me albino rhino her last night my dick still hurts I hit her taint.

by Jennataila October 20, 2022

Russian Albino Rhino

When 5 or more males ejaculate on top of one man's face. The semen should get in his eyes making them turn bloodshot and red. One man takes a solid shit on the man's nose, making it look like a horn. This procedure will make it look like an albino rhino. Russians partake in this sexual activity.

Some bros and I decided to do a Russian Albino Rhino last night! Sucks for that guy!

by Jason Boeck October 31, 2011