Albino Gonk 

Just a generally annoying person who has white hair.

Quentin: Hey, whos that guy with the white hair?
Cedric: I dunno, but he looks like one hell of an albino gonk!

Albino Gonk by steveoid March 3, 2008

Albinomonkey 

noun. The most awesome, questionably human, guy in the world. An Albinomonkey is very agile and restless and is often seen climbing trees, jumping fences, and generally performing awe inspiring feats of skill. Albinomonkies are pale like vampires, yet very attractive to all females. An Albinomonkey is nice, humble, and has amazing hair that resembles that of a greek god. Most humans find Albinomonkey mind numbingly hot, and must avert their gaze to retain their sanity.

Dude, i think I just saw a white Ninja...

That must of been the crazy ass Albinomonkey!

Albinomonkey by WitnessOfTheMonkey February 19, 2009

albinomonkeycock 

That I a a small ass albino monkey cock but at least it can fit in a o the smallest of holes

White kid : Ni****
Black kid : at least I don’t have a albinomonkeycock

albinomonkeycock by Remmylollol March 15, 2024