alaskan cruise

The act of freezing a water bottle a few hours before having sex, to only then cut out the frozen cylinder from the plastic to use on your partner as penetration.

Anthony: "hey baby, ready to go on an Alaskan Cruise?"
Girl "SURE! I'll pack now!"
Anthony: "no, i'm fucking you with this frozen cock cylinder of ice"

alaskan cruise by antbugz February 14, 2014

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Alaskan Cruise

A large or obscene amount of elderly people condensed on to one ship

Morris and a few of his buddies took an Alaskan Cruise and left with grey hair

I couldn’t believe the amount of girls on the Alaskan Cruise, I couldn’t have myself enough

Alaskan Cruise by Mr. Cuban Missile July 11, 2022

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The Alaskan Thunder Cruise

The Alaskan Thunder Cruise is when you hit a THC vape pen from your anus by putting the THC vape pen into your asshole.

yo did you here about james he got geeked hard by the Alaskan Thunder Cruise.

The Alaskan Thunder Cruise by Dr Huy Ash March 1, 2025

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

Word of the Day on May 30, 2026

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