Alan P 

The hottest, tallest, most masculine, coolest, man.
All the men wanna be him and all the girls wanna see him.

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he is rich, and a vampire
#TwilightCore

he has the smoothest skin, warmest smile, bustiest girl, and is a KING at roblox rise of nation.
he can drag click and also is missing a father figure

Hes such an Alan P!
That Alan P looks too frickable

Alan P by WHEN THE THE cwgdjuhwehk October 27, 2021

Alan Partridge 

Incredibly talented BBC presenter. Unbiased, honest and hard working. Known also for his book 'Bouncing Back' Alan has gone from strength to strength. Catch phrase 'AAH HAA'More recently presenter on Radio Norwich. Other Partridgisms include: 'Back of the net' 'That hits the spot' 'In off the red' 'That's first class' 'There's alot to be said for a good Travel-Lodge'

Alan Partridge has made an impression Urban lingo despite being accused of being a 'spoof' (some say just Steve Coogan which he denies)

Alan Partridge by Pimpmyescort May 16, 2006

Alan Parson's Project 

The Alan Parsons Project were a 1970s-80s group founded by Alan Parsons (previously best known as an engineer and producer of groups and singers as diverse as Pink Floyd, Al Stewart and Pilot) and Eric Woolfson, with a shifting line-up of instrumentalists and singers including Colin Blunstone, John Miles, Steve Harley, Lenny Zakatek and Pilot's Iain Bairnson and David Paton. Their albums are all concept-based but eschew the pretentiousness of prog-rock in favour of a more radio-friendly approach, their stated aim being to create music that lends itself equally to headphone and background listening.

"You Don't Believe by the Alan Parson's Project is a great track"
"Actually, they're called the Alan Parsons Project"

Alan Parson's Project by Whadduc Hunt January 12, 2007

Alan Proctored 

The process of putting away something while it's currently being used or needed by someone else.

You're in the middle of making a peanut butter sandwich and turn around to get a knife. Upon turning back to make your sandwich, the peanut butter has been put away, prompting you to say "someone has Alan Proctored my peanut butter!"

Alan Proctored by Grajaseriadero January 8, 2012

The Alan Parsons Project 

Awesome progressive rock group that was a mix of the WAY TOO over-popularized Beatles and very trippy Pink Floyd. Unlike the Beatles, APP is very relaxed and are less happy and have a cooler much less annoying sound to their music. The only similarity would be the vocal sound. They are much like Pink Floyd in their tune and mellowness. They are more in touch with the world than the too-happy Beatles were.

It's a shame that the Alan Parsons Project isn't as popular as the Beatles. They are way better and less annoying.

The Alan Parsons Project by JobesJeebs May 27, 2008

Alan Parson's Project 

(N.) Dr. Evil's Favorite Band from the Mid-Seventies.

"Since this satelite was developed by Dr. Alan Parsons, we shall call this... The Alan Parsons Project!"

Alan Parson's Project by G-Union 2 November 12, 2004

Edgar Alan Poe

Edgar Alan Poe is a poet who lived from January 19, 1809 – October 7, 1849. He wrote stories such as "The Raven" and Lenore.

Hey did you read that poem from Edgar Alan Poe? I love the line that says; 'Suddenly, I heard a tapping, as if someone was gently wrapping, wrapping at my chamber door.'

Edgar Alan Poe by Zachary Tyler Reynolds June 23, 2008