a guy who’s pretty shy at first but then u get to know him and he’s the best kinda person. someone who’s hella cute and gives the best hugs. he can be goofy and loves to check himself out (it’s cute). if u have him keep him
by pacosmom December 15, 2020
To be forwarded a menial task by a lazy person who's more than capable of doing it themselves. Tends to happen when you’re not available or your attention distracted elsewhere and usually results in you getting bollicked by your boss or the person the task was to be completed for.
I went for a shite and when I got back to my desk the ginger fucker had alanized me and there was a furious customer on the phone.
by Apollo Suckport October 11, 2007
To publicly assign work to someone with no real authority to do so, particularly when it was obviously a task that person would've done anyway.
by Anon Le Mouse September 12, 2007
alan is a memer that loves to play roblox. he also watches roblox porn. he directs a roblox porn. when you find a wild alan keep him because you will never get another one. alan is also very interisting to talk to&says the randomest stuff. alan is also vv good at soccer.
oh snap ,, its alan!
by immajhit April 19, 2019
by Ang Badang December 30, 2016
a little bitch that likes a girl and is crazy about her but she fucking hates him in real life and is to scared to tell him he has a small dick
by hahajod November 1, 2017
Alan- Alan is a man who will treat you like your the ruler of this earth. He'll buy you a Cartier love bracelet for your one year anniversary and a 2 carat D coloured Flawless Tiffany engagement ring when he proposes to you. Even though he is kind, please be aware that Alan enjoys to flex with big brand names and jewelry.
by Betterhaverealbrandnames August 21, 2020