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Alan- Alan is a man who will treat you like your the ruler of this earth. He'll buy you a Cartier love bracelet for your one year anniversary and a 2 carat D coloured Flawless Tiffany engagement ring when he proposes to you. Even though he is kind, please be aware that Alan enjoys to flex with big brand names and jewelry.
Look it's an Alan. What a gentleman. Sooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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Alan by Scoozy April 30, 2021
the most sexiest soccer player , he will be your favorite ex , and he will have the biggest dick
brooo i miss alan eating me out
alan by alaiababyy June 27, 2022
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Alan by anonymous March 27, 2022
a fat fuck who sits and catfishes and grooms kids off of roblox on his nokia brick
bro this guy just told me he was gonna put me on a leash on da hood.

must be alan lol
alan by weheartcatfishes December 12, 2021
the culmination of god, he is secretly omniscient but he pretends that he isn't. he loves boba tea and he likes making bad jokes. He is always at least 6 feet tall and has a six-pack
damn bro is that Alan? man he looks nice
Alan by Chinny Boi February 28, 2022
A mixed nigga with curly hair that white kids cant stop themselves from touching. That nigga tall and skinny. He can sing, dance and act. He just started writing music under the name Lil ASH.(shit was a bad idea) He is a generally handsome young man and he asks out girls in person. He only falls for blond white girls and they always end up breaking his heart. He just wants a real relationship and some funyuns.
That nigga Alan a lil skinny but he still sexy af
Alan by msogay October 26, 2019