Alan.

Alan- Alan is a man who will treat you like your the ruler of this earth. He'll buy you a Cartier love bracelet for your one year anniversary and a 2 carat D coloured Flawless Tiffany engagement ring when he proposes to you. Even though he is kind, please be aware that Alan enjoys to flex with big brand names and jewelry.

Look it's an Alan. What a gentleman. Sooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Cute

by Betterhaverealbrandnames August 21, 2020

The Alan

The act of masturbating and trying to ejaculate into your own face.

Steve was masturbating to a video and right when he was about to cum he did "The Alan" and aimed his cock into his own face and shot his load.

by Alan S. October 2, 2007

Alan

Me nigga

I am Alan

by Scoozy April 30, 2021

alan

the most sexiest soccer player , he will be your favorite ex , and he will have the biggest dick

brooo i miss alan eating me out

by alaiababyy June 27, 2022

Alan

Alan

Alan

by anonymous March 27, 2022

alan

a fat fuck who sits and catfishes and grooms kids off of roblox on his nokia brick

bro this guy just told me he was gonna put me on a leash on da hood.

must be alan lol

by weheartcatfishes December 12, 2021

Alan

the culmination of god, he is secretly omniscient but he pretends that he isn't. he loves boba tea and he likes making bad jokes. He is always at least 6 feet tall and has a six-pack

damn bro is that Alan? man he looks nice

by Chinny Boi February 28, 2022