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When a massively over-weight girl sits on your face, completely smothering it - and then forces out a dump which subsequently is pushed up your nostrils and is under such pressure it comes out your ears. Usually results in bitching and two-facedness.
"Hey man, what's up?"

"Not much, although just got back from the hospital, had an Alabama Embo turn nasty."
by Jim J Toohey February 19, 2014
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