Alabama Jon

When one is so retarded that they fuck themselves in the mirror

Jon Hood is a Alabama Jon.

by GArycoleman870 January 30, 2018

pleasant grove alabama

pleasant grove Alabama is middle class town but don't be fooled if you think your safe your wrong, your neighbor is most likely a drug dealer and the park is the spot to shoot up some black tar, all the girls are hoes and if you been to the highschool you've most likely been jumped its also compared to hueytown just more ghetto and more lead in the walls

you know whats ghetto? pleasant grove alabama

by oak Grove March 17, 2021

Alabama Hot Swap

Two best friends swapping their sisters for a "fun" night

Yo Alan and I did an Alabama Hot Swap last night.

by Thevoidwalker4 April 2, 2023

Alabama Hot Swap

Best friends swapping their sisters

Yo me an Brendin did an Alabama Hot Swap last night

by April 2, 2023

The Alabama Waterslide

Three people fisting a girl at the same time. She is also blowing a dude with honey and laxatives on his dick.

Me, Daryll, Randy, and Bobby were giving your mom the alabama waterslide yesterday.

by TheReaperOfQueefers February 16, 2021

alabama gumdrop

When you make out with someone and choke on their spit or saliva.

He coughed his head off after sucking her face too long and died of Alabama gumdrop poisoning.

by Wizard of 80s December 5, 2022

alabama porkchop

Something in a fancy restaurant someone by the name of say, Latasha Marie would order. Also commonly cooked by an incest person and with a side of purple crusty toenails.

Hi my name is Latasha Marie and I would absolutely love some... alabama porkchop

by ☆★Midas★☆ May 2, 2022