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Al-Haitham, CA 

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A mythical town in Kern County. It's most well known landmarks is the Sheikh temple and Al-Haitham Market. Schools that are nearby are McKee and Golden Valley High School.

Noted by the only grocery store in a weird little town 7 miles south of Bakersfield, the market was previously named Greenfield Market, the new management change the name to Al-Haitham Market as of 2023.

Honestly there is two Greenfields in California, one next to Salinas Northern California and the other Greenfield is a secret to everybody in Bakersfield Southern California.

Al-Haitham should replace the name of Greenfield in Kern County.

Both Greenfields in California hate each other because of the NorCal SoCal rivalry.

Many Surenos are confused by Greenfield Bakers that is a Bakersfield set that is bizarrely Sureno aligned and most Surenos hate the Greenfield name and will shoot anything with "Greenfield" on sight.

Since most Surenos know that Greenfield is Norteno aligned next to the birthplace of Norteno culture, that is Salinas, CA; for safety purposes Al-Haitham is a proper name change so that most Surenos from nearby Los Angeles and Kern County don't accidently kill Greenfield Bakers Surenos over the"Greenfield" name that is tattooed on Greenfield Bakers Sureno members.

If the "Greenfield Bakers" do not wish to call themselves otherwise, most Surenos would order them to the NorCal Greenfield as Upstate Surenos.
Al-Haitham,CA-

Derek-"Hey, they change the name of Greenfield Market to Al-Haitham Market."

Bobby-"What's going on here? First the Sheikh Temple, then it's now Al-Haitham, CA?

Michael-"About time, every Sureno hates the name Greenfield, it's shoot on sight with bonus points if they hit an actually Norteno from Greenfield, CA or Salinas, CA."

Al-Haitham Market is just a typical market but it's a bizarre name change, not because it's Arabic in origin, but because it replaced the name of Greenfield Market, named after the only market in Greenfield area 7 miles south of Bakersfield.
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