Al Gore it

1. The act of turning off an electrical appliance, such as a lamp or television, which will help to end global warming.
2. Referring to your home; Turning off all appliances and unplugging them before leaving for the weekend.

1. If you're not using that lamp, please Al Gore it. The Polar ice caps are melting!
2. Tula: Will you lock the house up while I get the car? Evelyn: Yes and I'll be sure to Al Gore it so that we may do our part to end global warming.

by BaJinxy August 29, 2007

It's all Al Gore's fault

Response to any environmental anomaly blaming Al Gore for bringing it to our attention. At the same time sarcastically claiming that if he hadn't brought it up the anomaly wouldn't have occurred.

A) I can't believe it's 60 degrees in Chicago and snowing in Dallas.

B) It's all Al Gore's fault.

by piepton January 18, 2008

al gore-ithm

A numeric value reached through a complex mathematic process determining the degree by which cheating is required in order to reverse the outcome of the 2020 election.

Trump was so far ahead that the calculated al gore-ithm literally broke the machines!

by TheK9cru November 19, 2020

algoreithm

an algoreithm is a specific set of instructions for assuring global warming by your own actions, while informing others to do differently.

that climate change activist's carbon footprint is so big he must be using the algoreithm.

by doc_octo February 12, 2008

algoreithm

n. Complex decision-making process used by environmentalists to evaluate the proper way to proceed when building a pipeline, designing a city, draining a swamp etc.

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Are you using the latest algoreithm? Those owl burrows look a little close to the runway.

by gnostic3 February 4, 2020

AlGoreithm

Repeating a calculation until a prior desired result is produced. This refers to the 2000 US presidential elections, where Al Gore lost, but a long recount process gave the impression that it was going to continue forever until Al Gore is determined the winner (although eventually, the recount was stopped by the court and Bush was declared the winner).

The process you proposed is an algoreithm: instead of coming up with the right results it will just waste time and finally come up with exactly your predetermined results!

by nyh August 29, 2010

AlGoreithm

A long, mind boggling explanation of an environmental problem, set to Melissa Etheridge's music.

Vladimir: Did you really go to Professor Greengrass's lecture?

Estragon: Yeah, it was basically another AlGoreithm. That tree-hugger

by Ben_Dustman May 8, 2011