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Al Gore Surprise

While walking on a beach, you find a sleeping person and poop on their chest. Once the heat from the sun has melted your feces, you wake them up and proceed to explain the dangers of global warming.
I was going to vote Republican, but after that Al Gore Surprise I'm not sure I can ignore the issue of global warming any longer.
Al Gore Surprise by TSFTL February 15, 2010

Al Gore Shower 

To take a shower with another person. The perceived intention is to appear environmentally friendly by trying to save water, while the true intention is to have shower sex.
What a great run Sarah! Why don't you just shower at my place? We make it an Al Gore shower. The savings on my water bill with be off the hook!
Al Gore Shower by SpoiledKing February 6, 2010

Al Gore Syndrome 

A state of two-facedness often found around a great luxury.
Ex. Fossil fuel emissions are killing the world.
I guess i'll fly around in a jet that burns the most fossil fuels.
Dude you have Al Gore Syndrome hardcore.
Al Gore Syndrome by Jman12234 November 6, 2011