Air Selangor 

Totally sucks. They don't even want to settle water issues in Selangor where water cuts are too frequent. But they never handle the matter.

Air Selangor is totally bullshit. They don't want to handle any water cuts. It is too frequent till we cannot take shower and brush our teeth. Cook? Oh no, how to cook without water? Maybe you can purchase from Kuala Lumpur if you're living in Petaling Jaya, Puchong, Ampang and so on, but what if those who're living far from KL like Sabak Bernam and Sepang?

But the funniest thing is, the left-wing populist Pakatan Harapan-led Selangor government will never settle it. I don't know what I have to say, but they never handle the matter although they've been ruling Selangor for more than 15 years. This is a serious problem, because cannot solve the problem for more than 15 years means that Pakatan Harapan doesn't deserve to rule Selangor anymore.

Dear Selangoreans, please vote wisely. Let's vote them out so that no more water cuts.

Air Selangor by caramel capuccino August 11, 2023

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016