Aiken High 

A school in Aiken South Carolina. Aiken High was previously famous for it's roaches the size of rats, and it's rats the size of dogs. However, thanks to our district superintendent, we received a new campus with state of the art facilities. But we didn't get any learning materials (we actually got rid of textbooks) and now our already insanely low TOTAL I.Q. of 6 has now dropped to 5. The people in Aiken high remain as awful as ever, like come the fuck on guys, being either a pot-head, completely self- absorbed, or totally socially inept. The teachers are alright mostly. Also this school never ceases to give each student, teacher, and staff member a headache or depression. Are sports range from ok to just the worst, our football team is one of the worst in the state, volleyball is good, tennis is decent, swimming pretty good, cross country is all preps but just ok, golf is not a sport, and basketball is good.

"I am proud to attend Aiken High"
"Ha! says no one ever"

Aiken High by _white_guy4 May 10, 2019

south aiken high school 

a school where you are either a rich ass person or you're a pot head. sometimes, both. occasionally normal people. almost won state twice, but our quarterback threw the chance away twice and is now at a D2 school with the best running back in the state. our soccer team is legit, girls though, the boys suck. golf is not a sport. swimming does pretty good. volleyball games are only gone to to see some ass. the cheerleaders are mostly whores who have sex with their bestfriends ex or are boy crazy. some are legit. this is the worst school to possibly attend because we have a milkdud as our principal. oh we have coach waters as a legend who had sex with a student. only thing we have going is our football team. and that's barely good this year. so unless you are rich and/or like drugs, don't come here.

person 1: hey I am transferring to south aiken high school this year
person 2: are you a pot head or are you rich?
person 1: no I heard the teachers are very hands on there ;)

south aiken high school by bootysniffer6969 August 22, 2018