Agoura A 

Also referred to as "The A Hill" is a hill that overlooks Agoura High school as well as the city of Agoura Hills, CA. On the top of the hill is a large, wood "A" that is randomly painted a different color every so often by Agoura High students that have WAY too much pride in their underfunded, drug infested school.

"What're you doing?"

"We're going to paint the Agoura A in our class colors!"
"Oh... Ok, have fun I guess" *whispers* "Losers..."

Agoura A by plus-size albert December 20, 2020

agoura 

also known as the bubble. Once you move here you never leave. It's very small area that is safe and clean.

off the 101 freeway in L.A. county. Agoura is home of the chargers

agoura by brownchickenbrowncow April 7, 2008

Agoura Hills 

Incorporated in 1982. Agoura Hills is well known for its spoiled population and severe drug problem. At the same time is burned by the L.A. Sheriffs Department. Also Known As "The Bubble."

Agoura Hills is such a burn

Agoura Hills by Juan Baires September 28, 2008

Agoura high school 

pt 1

Welcome to Agoura high school, the less rich version of Calabasas, but equally as shitty. Now don't get me wrong, we may be less rich than Calabasas, but we still get a shit ton of funding from Jewish sugar daddies. I can 100% guarantee that extra funding goes to school upgrades and improvements. Nah fuck that, it goes to teacher paychecks. Half the time you have no idea what the hell the teachers are talking about due to their lack of motivation and realization that they're stuck in a dead end job teaching ranges of kids, half of which should be in fucking juvie hall. As far as students go, it's pretty diverse, with the spectrum ranging from the next Nobel prize winner, to borderline down syndrome. It never ceases to amaze me how such levels of utter stupidity can even exist in the 21st century. However, natural selection exists, and it's quite easy to tell which popular fagtards will burn out like a star as soon as high school ends and they become part of the working world.

"I love Agoura high school!"
-said no one ever

Agoura high school by gimmezucc December 24, 2017

Agoura Hills, CA 

A small southern California city in Los Angeles County. It has a population of 20,000 and life here is somewhere in-between living in a charming small town, and EVERYTHING WRONG with a suburb. It's filled with nice but clueless adults and cool but sketchy teens. If many people would take five seconds to look away from the big houses and palm trees, you would see that it's not uncommon to find a used needle next to the sidewalk or have a bottle thrown at you while walking through a parking lot.

"Agoura Hills, CA has excellent schools! :)" - Clueless parent

Agoura Hills, CA by plus-size albert November 20, 2020

Agoura High School 

A gay nightclub, where many go to get gay sex from prostitutes. Also, it was used as an insane asylum for autistic men and women in the early 2000s. If you want to have a good time with lots of horny gay prostitutes, Agoura High School is the place for you

Hey man, you wanna go to Agoura High School?

That gay nightclub? HELL YAH

Agoura High School by ReeOof January 8, 2019

Old Agoura 

The neighborhood of eastern Agoura Hills, CA. It is an area of the city reserved for farmhouses and horse owners. It is filled with bored-wannabe-gangster teens and cowboys. It has the highest crime rate, not just in Agoura Hills, but in the whole area due to the no street-light policy, which is in place to reduce light pollution, making it easier for people to get away with things without being seen. It has no sidewalks, which makes it very difficult to get from A to B without twisting your ankle (speaking from experience). It is also surrounded by dimly-lit warehouses and office buildings making it even more prone to sketchy characters from the highway and Agoura High-schoolers to committing thugery in the 69th degree. Beside that, it's really nice in the day, though.

"Wanna hang out in Old Agoura?" -dude #1
"Nah, someone stole my bike" -dude#2
"Again?!" -dude#1

Old Agoura by plus-size albert November 28, 2020