Age of Empires

A computer game which requires alot of strategy and takes place in the early "ADs". You can play as various civilizations and your goal is to rise to become the most powerful one (or last surviving) in the map. Online play is also featured. The expansion (AoE: Conquerors) features more civilizations and new units (military personal / technologies). This game makes for a great alternative to masturbation, or can serve as a "timetaker" while your downloads complete.

John: I went to Disney World over break!!!
Dan: I Age of Empires 'd Morpheus and then splurged my spooze all over the place!!!

Age of Empires by Aliii May 1, 2006

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Age of Empires

A fun computer game which requires basic strategy and takes place in the early historica ages.You can play as various civilizations and your goal is to rise to become the most powerful one (or last surviving) in the map. Online play is also featured. The expansion version features more civilizations and new units and technologies.

Age of Empires I/Rise of Rome Expansion-1997

Age of Empires II/Conquerors Expansion-1999

Age of Empires III-2006

Age of Empires by Taxman August 30, 2006

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Age of Empires IV

Age of Empires IV or AoE IV is the fourth PC game published by Xbox Game Studios for the series Age of Empires, it was released in October 2021.
It is a real-time strategy videogame (RTS) with 8 civilizations: The English, the Chinese, the Mongols, the Delhi Sultanate, the French, the Abbasid Dynasty, the Holy Roman Empire and the Rus.
Your goal is to create an economy and soldiers to fight the opponent and win the game.
You can play in single-player, completing the campaign, the skirmish, where you can play with other people, and the ranked games.

I'm playing Age of Empires IV!

Age of Empires IV by CompetitivePlayerOfAoE November 22, 2021

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Age of Empires 3

Sweetest game on the planet earth it Pwn's! but there are to many fucking NOOBS who ruin the game for everybody

NOOBS in Age of Empires 3=FAGS

Age of Empires 3 by Gregorchuk June 11, 2006

Age of Empires II DE:

AIDS

My friends and I are going to play Age of Empires II DE: (Literally just means AIDS)

Age of Empires II DE: by microlord March 22, 2023

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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