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A woman who has a fetish for farmers and farming.
“Lovelorn urbanites are flocking to the farmstands with more on their minds than mizuna salad. For a segment of the concrete jungle’s nature- and love-deprived populace, greenmarket farmers are doused more with pheromones than pesticides... Careful out there, prowlers, lest you get a rep as an ag hag.” —New York Observer, 4/17/13
Ag Hag by Taghkanic April 16, 2013
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Why...........yes. :)
Henry wanted to get his anger out, so he screamed, "AGHAGHAGHAGHAGHAGHAGHAGHAGHAGHAGHAGH!!!"

HAGOFF/H.A.G.O.F.F. 

HAGOFF/H.A.G.O.F.F.- definition: Acronym- Have A Good One F*ck Face // conversational dead end and or dodge quote of the mediocre humans meaningless to most and simply unavoidable to many, usually leaving one feeling braindead and wondering why they even said that might you end it with a bang f*ck face! Ha.. such a macabre formed habit in ordinary society wake up! however there is a proper way to use the phrase that is reasonably polite in a manner to escape and flee a from a conversation, but sadly at the turning point of a conversation carry a pass to saying goodbye and sometimes it just comes out f*ce face have a good one are you sleeping
Hagoff/H.A.G.O.F.F. have a good one f*ck face! common courtesy and simple simpletons can now just f*cking Hagoff- about it and make my day! Y'all justa buncha hagoffs cant turn ya brains on i am hagoffin outta here haha hagoffs ate the crust and it wasn't even stuffed not judgin just hagoff
HAGOFF/H.A.G.O.F.F. by XILLIVADER January 16, 2025