Afghani Toast

When a person urinates on one side of something, and defecates on the other side, coating both sides equally.
He's giving that hobo a good old fashion Afghani Toast.
by Herovillain September 22, 2010
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Afghani Cheese-Toast

The act of taking ones smegma and placing it in the microwave. Then removing the smegma in a liquid form. Lastly you put the formula on a minorities penis, and use your mouth to remove it.
by Kyle-Zack-Riley April 27, 2011
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