Afghani Handy

An Afghani Handy is when a women, preferably of Middle Eastern descent, wipes her ass with one hand after taking a shit. Once she does this she proceeds to give you, or the male a hand job with the same hand.

"Hey remember that exchange student from Iran? Well last night she gave me a Afghani Handy!"

by bssknox December 10, 2009

Afghan Handy

When your girlfriend pulls your grandma's afghan (the crocheted wrap that's thrown over the back of the couch) over your lap and gives you a smooth, loving tug job during movie night.

Roger busted his nut all over the couch after his girlfriend gave him an Afghan Handy.

by Eaton Holgoode February 21, 2017