Afagmatism

Someone who can’t decide if they are a top or a bottom

“Sam said he liked power slamming Chaz the other night, but he also liked tossing Brennan’s sald. I think he has an afagmatism.”

by Puff Sullivan August 8, 2022

Apigmatism

Apigmatism (not to be confused with astigmatism), is an optical defect in which vision is altered causing ugly, homely, overweight women to appear beautiful in the eye of the afflicted. Many liken this condition to Beer Goggles, however to suffer from this condition, one does not necessarily have to be drunk.

What do you mean she was good looking? You must have apigmatism! Go see an ophthalmologist.

by techmasterflash May 16, 2013

anigmatism

a disease which inflicts millions daily where u only see a situation in a niggarish way

person 1: "that muthafucka cut me in line, see now i'mma hafta beat his ass!"

person 2:"chill dog, he didn't see you, it's you anigmatism actin' up again!"

by Cucci Mane August 4, 2009