paying a chick to go around and tell other chicks that u can put the motion in the ocean and sail it with a titanic
dude: i dunno how i'm ever gonna put the moves on anyone beyond high school

dude2: advertisement
by Masta Dragon Red July 13, 2004
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What Mr.T created to annoy the heck out of football fans
Hey are you watching the big game today?

I can't because my tv is pure advertisements

Oh i feel bad that mr. T knocked your life to nothing.

Damn u mr. T why did u have to create God?
by Radek the sheep March 7, 2017
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dumb shirts that come from holister, abercrombie, and aeropostale that people pay $200 and all they do is say the name of the company mostly bought by anorexic teens who where them to "fit in" with other preps even though they dont at all your just a follower
Justin: Hey lets go in Aeropostale!

Sean: All that place sells are advertise shirts.

Austin: Plus they all look gay

Justin: But i wanna be preppy.....
by GreenFloor December 14, 2010
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Intended or tending to mislead while calling public attention to oneself, especially by emphasizing desirable qualities so as to arouse a desire when they are untrue.
When a fat chick says that she is curvy.
When a fat chick puts a Roxy sticker on her car.
When a short guy drives a lifted truck.
by jokester October 12, 2004
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Those lame,local TV ads that drive customers away due to their amateurish,home-made,ridiculous,and downright embarrassing nature. Typically a low budget advertisement featuring the business owner dressed up as a clown,a king or a mattress. Often features the business owners kids or other family members.
Those Mister Mattress TV spots are counterproductive advertising.I'd never buy anything from that fool.
by wolfbait51 April 19, 2011
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Any advertisement that causes the viewer to boycott the product rather than purchase it. They usually cause people to cringe with disgust when they see them. This does NOT include the Snuggie and the Shamwow T.V. ads(and a few select others) because they were so over the top, which made people want to buy them as a joke.
Snorgtees, The General Insurance, That new evil Cheeto's Cheetah, Mr. Mucus Mucinex, That one fungus commercial with the animated green blob living under your toenail, various internet spam popups, Head On, and many more depending on viewer opinion.

Person: "I can't stand that guy's voice who does the Carls Jr. commercials with all the messy burgers. He makes me want to eat at Jack-in-the-Box."
Nathan44294: "That is a counterproductive advertisement."
by Nathan44294 June 30, 2010
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