Most intense fucking song ever written. It's by a technical death metal band from Germany called Necrophagist.

The solo in it sounds so fuckin' sweet, it's like classical music on the guitar. Muhammad is one insane motherfucker.
Metallica Fan: OMFG, The solo in ONE is the most orgasmic thing on the planet, and no one else can play it cause Kirk is so fucking awesome and good at the guitar I just had an extreme case of fan-jizz

Me: Bullshit, listen to this *shows him Advanced Corpse Tumor*

Metallica Fan: OH GOD, WHAT WAS I THINKING *cries in corner*
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