adultolescent
adultolescent by Casca June 3, 2009
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Your young adult roommate/friend who by all rights should be thriving at attempting to make a living in this world, but instead lives in your home and leeches off you constantly. Can't be bothered to find a job, make any money, clean anything or regularly contribute in any meaningful way. Fully expects you to take on the parent role and take care of them because "life is hard" and "its hard to find a job". Doesn't understand bills, cost of food, or responsibility of any kind.
Adultolscent
Adultolscent
Leech: I applied for a couple jobs a while ago but haven't heard back yet. Did you buy groceries yet? Are you going to make supper?
Me: You are such an adultolescent. Get a job!
Me: You are such an adultolescent. Get a job!
adultolescent by SammieKnowsWhatsUp July 2, 2016
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Adultolescent
Adultolescent by itslikeacowmoo March 5, 2013
Adultescent
1. Noun
An adult whose interests and behaviour follow youth culture; someone who has not fully grown up.
2. Adjective
An adult who has this pattern of behaviour.
An adult whose interests and behaviour follow youth culture; someone who has not fully grown up.
2. Adjective
An adult who has this pattern of behaviour.
1. I really cannot figure out how he dares to wear that outfit at 50. He's just an adultescent.
2. Let us go to another disco. This one is full of adultescents.
2. Let us go to another disco. This one is full of adultescents.
Adultescent by Ezechiel February 21, 2007
Adultalescent
The parent of a teen-ager who doesn't parent but instead acts like a teenager themselves, dressing and behaving like an out of control high school student usually to the detriment of their actual teenage son or daughter.
Tiffany's mom bought us beer and then she spent the night driving us to parties and lying to our parents about where we really were - she's SUCH an adultalescent!
Adultalescent by JPoww08 March 21, 2013
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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