I was livid when the vet's office listed my pedigree cat as an ADS.
by toni04 June 15, 2013
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A torture method businesses use to get people to buy their shit
OH GOD PLEASE MAKE IT STOP! Alright fine, I’ll pay 9.99$ a month, as long as I don’t have to listen to these ads anymore
by Dubiks December 28, 2018
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An acronym for: Asian Dick Syndrom, that is to say, a person with a very small penis. Almost all Asians are born with it. Not to be confused wth pre-pubescentcy, also commen in Asians.
*In Change-Rooms*
Normal Boy: Man your puny!
Infected Boy: Dude it ain't my fault...its all to blame on ADS!!
by Crzy_Kid! May 15, 2008
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Stands for All Day Session. On the ale. Or rather lager, given the drinking habits of the lads who employ this term.

May help cure the other ADS.
"See you later, I'm off on an ADS with the lads."
by Elli June 03, 2006
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A.D.S. stands for Addicted Dick Sucker for people of the female persuasion that enjoy to suck cocks and the yum-tastic flavor that "cums" from the average female whore's pastime of slobbering away on pork swords.
Person 1: That bitch be sucking on my Big Rick every minute she get.

Person 2: Shit, that's some pure A.D.S. right thur.
by Mizz R.O.Y.(alty) March 07, 2010
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Asian Dick Sindrom. aisians have small wangs. it is because of the a.d.s
there is no asian with a dick larger than 3 inches
by C wizz February 20, 2003
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an adult who appears to have downs syndrome, but does not,

Matt is so ugly I am sure he has ADS
by KC42 February 09, 2009
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