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Adderall Addict 

An Adderall addict is someone who you see twitching, Scratching , And bobbing theyre head around like an idiot. Adderall addicts also have a tendency to Talk WAAAAY to much, Constantly look for something to clean , And breath Heavily when on adderall. An adderall addict would just as well say theyre your best friend as they would pawn your shit, fuck your freinds for adderall,and steal from your kids

Addict after having no fix for a day---
an adderall addict will sleep for 7-14 days depending on how long they were up to begin with...during this hibernation the slightest noise will wake them and they will become EXTREMELY irritable and bitch about everything they can in fact creating things to bitch about
Guy 1: Whats up with your mom? shes been up for like 3 days straight and she wont shut up

Guy 2: I know ....It's nothing new shes an Adderall Addict

Guy 1: Man that sucks dude i'm sorry

Guy 2: Don't Feel sorry i hate the bitch
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Adderall Addiction 

Adderall first hit the market in 1996, and it prescribed to treat ADD/ADHD mainly, and also narcolepsy. This medication is HIGHLY addictive, it takes time to develop but happens nonetheless. It is similar to cocaine and methamphetamine, it will give you a powereful sense of euphoria, confidence, improved concentration, motivation, appetite supression, and sleep deprevation. Adderall will give you the ability to stay awake for ridiculously long periods of time, whether you are cramming for exams or partying/raving all night. It works fantastically when used properly, but once you begin to abuse it, your body will literally NEED it just feel "normal". Getting out of bed, going to the bathroom,answering a phone call will eventually become impossible without Adderall. Abusing it very simple, you are able to snort, inject, or smoke it, unlike Vyvanse.One dosage will last you several hours, even up to 8 with Adderall XR. This drug will literally take over your life in ways you could never imagine, music will never sound the same, eating a meal, talking with friends, reading a book, will all become painful chores once Adderall is stopped. Honestly it is a godsend to people with ADHD when used properly, but is so easily abused and addiction prone it really isn't worth it. Over time you will grow tired of Adderall and you will seek out even harder and more dangerous drugs.
Doug: Man the comedown from this Adderall sucks, you got any more?

Bill: Nah man sorry, just sold my last one. Plus I think you've had enough, you haven't slept in like 3 days.

Doug: Well fuck you bitch! Adderall just helps me study and do homework, kiss my ass.

I've got like 3 exams tommorow and a whole book to read on economics! (Fairy appears with a baggie full of Adderall) Wow thanks Adderall fairy! I am sure to graduate high school with academic honors now!

My Adderall Addiction literally ruined my life, i don't sleep or eat, i lost all my friends, and I began smoking Meth.....and yet i can't stop.

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

Male Pattern Blindness 

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
Word of the Day on June 18, 2026