College kid: Sweet, I took eighteen classes this semester and got an A+ in all of them! And now I can get completely plastered without getting tired! Thanks Adderall.
Teen girl: I take it too, and I've lost 15 pounds without even trying. It's amazing.
Ex-Meth addict: As soon as I got my five different prescriptions for it, I didn't even need meth anymore. Sayonara rehab!
Other person: Wow. Sounds awesome. What do you take it for?
College kid/teen girl/meth head: Uh... I've got ADDH. Er, ADHD. Yeah...
Teen girl: I take it too, and I've lost 15 pounds without even trying. It's amazing.
Ex-Meth addict: As soon as I got my five different prescriptions for it, I didn't even need meth anymore. Sayonara rehab!
Other person: Wow. Sounds awesome. What do you take it for?
College kid/teen girl/meth head: Uh... I've got ADDH. Er, ADHD. Yeah...
by TheWORDS January 17, 2008
College kid: Sweet, I took eighteen classes this semester and got an A+ in all of them! And now I can get completely plastered without getting tired! Thanks Adderall.
Teen girl: I take it too, and I've lost 15 pounds without even trying. It's amazing.
Ex-Meth addict: As soon as I got my five different prescriptions for it, I didn't even need meth anymore. Sayonara rehab!
Other person: Wow. Sounds awesome. What do you take it for?
College kid/teen girl/meth head: Uh... I've got ADDH. Er, ADHD. Yeah...
Teen girl: I take it too, and I've lost 15 pounds without even trying. It's amazing.
Ex-Meth addict: As soon as I got my five different prescriptions for it, I didn't even need meth anymore. Sayonara rehab!
Other person: Wow. Sounds awesome. What do you take it for?
College kid/teen girl/meth head: Uh... I've got ADDH. Er, ADHD. Yeah...
by TheWORDS January 21, 2008