Someone who is an enthusiast of all things related to the water. Someone who loves doing anything by the water, on the water or in the water. Much like a cinephile is a film/cinema enthusiast or an audiophile has an ardent interest in stereo & high-fidelity sound reproduction.
If you enjoy sun-bathing, boating, fishing, surfing, stand up paddle boarding, scuba diving, kite boarding, kayaking, swimming, water skiing, beach volleyball, marine life, shelling, riding a jetski, sitting on a dock , swinging in a hammock or drinking margaritas with your toes in the sand, or anything else by the water, on the water or in the water, you are an aquaphile.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.