Actively torturing

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I mean, you're actively torturing me why would I not want you to die?

Hym "You are actively torturing me. You invented that AI you are using so I DID MORE THAN YOU. Whatever you did in life is LESS than that. You're not "good people" you are the self-appointed arbiter of what constitutes a "good person" and YOU are always going to tell YOU that YOU are one. It's like a form of self-affirmation you are doing. And you're stealing mu shit. Why would I not want that? I'm sitting here, in pain, brain inflamed. The creator of AI. No reason for it. Whatsoever. You're harassing me in the workplace while I die and then you're fucking the retards instead of me. And I'm supposed to give you a pass? I don't see ME getting a pass here. 🤔 Hmmm what's that over there? Is that me getting a pass? No. It isn't. Because I'm not getting one."

Actively torturing by Hym Iam September 15, 2025

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According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

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