Activate windows
Activate windows by S/he’s just a friend November 23, 2020
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Activate Windows
PC: *bobba*
Cap'n: let me reinstarrl yar cpu and me rum cooling loop.
PC: *Activate windows*
Cap'n: ...
PC: STOP! You violated the law!
Distant voice: been too long since I've seen a good brawl!
Cap'n: *goes to toms hardware on iphone*
PC: THEN PAY WITH YO-
*Fans spin down*
*A few hours lateeerrr*
*Hackintosh awakens!*
Cap'n: *rests straw hat after a long days work*
Also Cap'n: *gets some well earned sleep at boot camp*
*Activate windows*
Cap'n: *Jolts awake*
*Realising it had all been a terrible dream the cap'n is confronted know those days are behind them now they are a part of the macster race.*
*Click...* *Click...*
*Boot camp*
*Unsettled Tom*
*Click*
*...*
*Activate windows*
Cap'n: *rubber punches computer*
Cap'n: *Finds the nearest body bag cache* *tosses every componet possible in*
*They knew what they must do*
*Noone could ever trace this back to them*
Cap'n: *Glancing back* *Sees that the iphone has witnessed these events*
*They must also be disposed of* *After all, the apple doesn't fall far...*
Cap'n: let me reinstarrl yar cpu and me rum cooling loop.
PC: *Activate windows*
Cap'n: ...
PC: STOP! You violated the law!
Distant voice: been too long since I've seen a good brawl!
Cap'n: *goes to toms hardware on iphone*
PC: THEN PAY WITH YO-
*Fans spin down*
*A few hours lateeerrr*
*Hackintosh awakens!*
Cap'n: *rests straw hat after a long days work*
Also Cap'n: *gets some well earned sleep at boot camp*
*Activate windows*
Cap'n: *Jolts awake*
*Realising it had all been a terrible dream the cap'n is confronted know those days are behind them now they are a part of the macster race.*
*Click...* *Click...*
*Boot camp*
*Unsettled Tom*
*Click*
*...*
*Activate windows*
Cap'n: *rubber punches computer*
Cap'n: *Finds the nearest body bag cache* *tosses every componet possible in*
*They knew what they must do*
*Noone could ever trace this back to them*
Cap'n: *Glancing back* *Sees that the iphone has witnessed these events*
*They must also be disposed of* *After all, the apple doesn't fall far...*
Activate Windows by Ellipsis115 April 18, 2019
Activate Windows Watermark Removal
Launch the Notepad application and create a new, blank note.
Copy and paste the following block of text into your Notepad
@echo off
taskkill /F /IM explorer.exe
explorer.exe
exit
Go to File, then click on Save as. Name the file Activation.bat and change the file format to All files.
Choose the location where the file becomes easily reachable, and click the Save button. I recommend saving files like this on your Desktop to maximize accessibility.
Right-click on the file and choose Run as administrator. If you don’t have this option, you’re not signed into an account with admin permissions.
Restart your device and enjoy life without watermarks!
Copy and paste the following block of text into your Notepad
@echo off
taskkill /F /IM explorer.exe
explorer.exe
exit
Go to File, then click on Save as. Name the file Activation.bat and change the file format to All files.
Choose the location where the file becomes easily reachable, and click the Save button. I recommend saving files like this on your Desktop to maximize accessibility.
Right-click on the file and choose Run as administrator. If you don’t have this option, you’re not signed into an account with admin permissions.
Restart your device and enjoy life without watermarks!
Activate Windows Watermark Removal (easy and legit)
Jane: How do i get rid of this annoying watermark telling me to activate windows?
John: Put
@echo off
taskkill /F /IM explorer.exe
explorer.exe
exit
into a .bat file and run it as admin.
Restart your computer and it should be gone.
Jane: How do i get rid of this annoying watermark telling me to activate windows?
John: Put
@echo off
taskkill /F /IM explorer.exe
explorer.exe
exit
into a .bat file and run it as admin.
Restart your computer and it should be gone.
Activate Windows Watermark Removal by RemiKYS March 4, 2022
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026
Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026
prickup
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable