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across the pond 

TransAtlantic; referring to a country on the opposite side of the Atlantic from the country where this is said. E.G. in America, saying "across the pond" would usually refer to England, and vice versa. However, it could also refer to Africa or continental Europe.
And when I do some broadcasting across the pond, I have to speak with my best British accent or they won't pay attention to me.
across the pond by jengajam24 April 17, 2010

across the pond 

Used in reference to Europe, Old Country.
He flew across the pond to find out whether chicks there are really so hot. And yep, they were.
across the pond by necrotism May 26, 2006

across the pond 

When you pee into a girls umbilicus (belly button) then proceed to ejaculate over the "pond" onto her chest
dude, you're not gonna believe that i went "across the pond" on janet.
across the pond by xLGx October 9, 2008

Across the pond 

When you have a sex puddle in your bed so you can't get close you gotta reach across the pod to touch her.
We were laying there, post coitus, and I had to reach across the pond to give rubs.
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