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An action or behaviour that results in the offending and/or irritation of authority.
As he was lead out of the courtroom the soul-singer was heard to say, "What's up with that...a brother can't straighten out his lady without the "man" getting all AceDS on him."
AceDS by Klockot December 8, 2003
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A length of Ace bandage wrapped around a stretched penis to create an "all day stretch," or "ADS." Some individuals have increased the flaccid length of their penis through use of an ADS. Caution must be observed to insure the bandage is not wrapped too tightly. Also, to prevent tissue damage, the wrapping should not remain on the penis longer than 20 minutes.
After using the AceDS for a few months, the Pirate increased his flaccid length from 3 1/2" to 5 1/2".
AceDS by Ike December 5, 2003
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When your son gets pulled over by a deputy that looks like his balls haven't dropped for driving his go cart on the hi way with no helmet on.
People played down their lives to make sure we wouldn't have to wear no helmet, no I'm bout red aced over it!
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someone who you would always put in the first place
She's the aces in my book.
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Aces has been American slang for "the best" at least since the first years of this century, deriving from aces, the highest cards in poker and other card games
He's aces at tennis— Он мастерски играет в теннис
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I need me an Aceson in my life!!
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