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A length of Ace bandage wrapped around a stretched penis to create an "all day stretch," or "ADS." Some individuals have increased the flaccid length of their penis through use of an ADS. Caution must be observed to insure the bandage is not wrapped too tightly. Also, to prevent tissue damage, the wrapping should not remain on the penis longer than 20 minutes.
After using the AceDS for a few months, the Pirate increased his flaccid length from 3 1/2" to 5 1/2".
AceDS by Ike December 5, 2003
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Red Aced 

When your son gets pulled over by a deputy that looks like his balls haven't dropped for driving his go cart on the hi way with no helmet on.
People played down their lives to make sure we wouldn't have to wear no helmet, no I'm bout red aced over it!
Red Aced by QueenCobra October 7, 2022

Aces in my book 

someone who you would always put in the first place
She's the aces in my book.
Aces in my book by kckhlc March 6, 2010

he's aces 

Aces has been American slang for "the best" at least since the first years of this century, deriving from aces, the highest cards in poker and other card games
He's aces at tennis— Он мастерски играет в теннис
Aces has been American slang for "the best"
he's aces by HardaV February 28, 2016
aced ( past tense ) - got 100% on smth
Now freak out nd I tell you who aced it = I tell you who got 100% on it. SARA
aced it by Cant_be_touched May 7, 2016
The number one man in the world!!! He is well put together. Cares about making the world a better place and knows how to do it!! Plus he can charm a snake and anything else.
I need me an Aceson in my life!!
aceson by Lov3my3 December 20, 2016
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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
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A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026
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