Formerly known as JCC, the school has recently shifted away from the production of chavs which inhibit the Town and towards the breeding of the more modern, 21st century version: the Roadman. A ripped puffer jacket on the school gates is an ever-present sight, the sign that one gang of roadmen has sabotaged another and thus removed their leader of the right to wear a north face jacket in July and to use language such as blud, fam or init. The school's inability to get on top of the theft issue has had a profound effect on the standard of teaching, with only 32% of teachers reported having more than 3 chairs and an interactive 'smart'board. This, inevitably, had a major impact on the growth of the roadmen numbers, with gang leaders using the time it takes teachers to set up the old-fashioned chalkboard to teach classmates roadmen dialect, which will later be used in the afternoon's shoplift when one member of the gang subdues the owner with their confusing accent while the leader smuggles a monster energy drink through the door under their puffer jacket. At home-time you'd be mistaken for thinking some sort of bmx race takes place on the premises by the amount of roadmen with bikes waiting outside the school gates but they are in fact expelled pupils who have the sudden desire, after being expelled, to rock up on their bikes en-masse and wait for their mates outside the gates every day, subsequently putting any members of staff off leaving school grounds before 5pm.
mother: son, why is my bank account saying £250 spent on a mountain warehouse coat, its June?
Year 7 child: I'm starting Hinckley Academy in September init!
Year 7 child: I'm starting Hinckley Academy in September init!
by Suntan Dave October 22, 2020
a comic book series by Gerard Way and illustrated by Gabriel Bá.
The series includes:
Apocalypse Suite
Dallas
Hotel Oblivion
It is expected to have a television adaptation be released February 15, 2019
The series includes:
Apocalypse Suite
Dallas
Hotel Oblivion
It is expected to have a television adaptation be released February 15, 2019
On the same day in 1989, forty-three infants are inexplicably born to random, unconnected women who showed no signs of pregnancy the day before. Seven are adopted by Sir Reginald Hargreeves, a billionaire industrialist, who creates The Umbrella Academy and prepares his “children” to save the world. But not everything went according to plan. In their teenage years, the family fractured and the team disbanded. Now, the six surviving thirty-something members reunite upon the news of Hargreeves’ passing.
by Gourtiom December 29, 2018
chelsea academy is the shittest place on earth where teachers such as Miss Whittle, Mr Whitley and the weird guy who waits outside the school gate every morning care about taking your coat of inside, chewing gum and hearing a phone ring more than bullying and our actual education. The poor yr group:yr 9 some could say that we are the best however we suffer unconditionally with Ms Thakerer who is our favourite English teacher by day and the moany Deputy Head of year by night kmt then we have and THOMLINSON who is a alcoholic clearly, Ms Heatherington the lesbo etcccc in conclusion don’t come to our school
by Jaimee Horgan April 28, 2020
the shittest place on earth where nobody likes to go. The teachers tell you off for nothing and piss you off. Never join Hope Academy, you’ll die.
by ellokiddie December 10, 2019
A fucking shit hole where teachers remove you for asking why the fuck they think they can teach you by putting a fucking 4 minute video instead of bothering to teach it them selves while we are told most of the teachers are leaving because they got better jobs at other schools.
by Banffisshit August 18, 2014
A fucking whorehouse filled with midgets and teenagers who lose their virginity at 13. All the teachers are peadophiles.
by Satan Has A Minge April 9, 2018
Definition 1:
A stupid place no one wants to be where teachers fuck on that side
Where teachers(Mrs Powell)goes on rants about how she believes in ghosts
Where teachers are bitch ass people who we hate except those lucky few
Definition 2:
Where the students are peng tf
The pengest of the pengest
The bitches there crazy and ain’t got chill
Everybody is slowly loosing their mind to insanity
We all fucked
A stupid place no one wants to be where teachers fuck on that side
Where teachers(Mrs Powell)goes on rants about how she believes in ghosts
Where teachers are bitch ass people who we hate except those lucky few
Definition 2:
Where the students are peng tf
The pengest of the pengest
The bitches there crazy and ain’t got chill
Everybody is slowly loosing their mind to insanity
We all fucked
First definition:
‘Hey you stepped in some Crest Academy’
Second definition
‘That girl so peng, she must go to Crest Academy’
‘Hey you stepped in some Crest Academy’
Second definition
‘That girl so peng, she must go to Crest Academy’
by Booby queen April 8, 2019