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dick abusers by dirty red in KY January 9, 2012
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dick abusers • Mod Abusers • X abusers • abuser • Abuser God • hashtag abuser • lol abuser • animal abuser • pace abuser • flash abuser
X abusers
People that add a 'X' at the end of every single freeken sentence, comment, thought or post.
This is even more annoying when they use an x at the end of every sentence during a conversation.
Why do this? It is not your trademark. You are an idiot. And everyone is laughing at you.
This is even more annoying when they use an x at the end of every sentence during a conversation.
Why do this? It is not your trademark. You are an idiot. And everyone is laughing at you.
"Its so hot today X"
"Check out this cool link x"
"I am having the worst day x"
Or in a conversation....
Annoying mentally challanged person (X absuers): Hey how are you x
Normal person: Ye good u?
Annoying mentally challanged person (X abusers): I am well. How was your weekend? x
Normal person: Fine, u?
Annoying mentally challanged person (X abusers): It was fun x
"Check out this cool link x"
"I am having the worst day x"
Or in a conversation....
Annoying mentally challanged person (X absuers): Hey how are you x
Normal person: Ye good u?
Annoying mentally challanged person (X abusers): I am well. How was your weekend? x
Normal person: Fine, u?
Annoying mentally challanged person (X abusers): It was fun x
Mod Abusers
When a moderator or administrator abuses his (or her but let's be honest, it's usually a guy) powers to rule over other people and suppress their posts. Usually done by websites that promote bad moderation teams eg. GameFAQs.
jfb924 banning worldchamptv is mod abuse. he is a mod abuser
maxim819 banning worldchamp is not mod abuse. he is not a mod abusers
maxim819 banning worldchamp is not mod abuse. he is not a mod abusers
Mod Abusers by bmachime May 31, 2021
hashtag abuser
A person who excessively uses hash tags in everything they do. Also someone who uses hash tags that are a paragraph long.
"omg Bethanne I just had the most delish bologna sandwich! I've gotta post about it!". Status update: I ate a bologna sandwich so much yum! #delish #socks #mayoattacktothemax #bread #nomnomnom #pig #beef #horse #fowl #mybolognahasafirstnameitsoscarmybolognahasasecondnameitsmayerilovetoeatiteverydayandifyouaskmewhyisay #yum #pink #meat #pinkmeat #meatpink #meetcute #hashtag
"Wow Bridgette-Jo you're such a hashtag abuser"
"Wow Bridgette-Jo you're such a hashtag abuser"
hashtag abuser by I'm_relevant August 4, 2014
lol abuser
Someone who uses lol not only too much in a conversation, but is most likely NOT laughing out loud at what was previously said. Not only is this person an abuser of an already retarded term, but they are a liar. Hit them.
Vladimir: I'm really confused with this hw.
Eric: lol
Vladimir: Why is that funny? I really am confused.
Eric: I'm not laughing lol
Vladimir: Why are you using lol then?
Eric: lol
Vladimir: You are a lol abuser and I loathe you, no lol. I will kill you dead.
Eric: lol
Vladimir: Why is that funny? I really am confused.
Eric: I'm not laughing lol
Vladimir: Why are you using lol then?
Eric: lol
Vladimir: You are a lol abuser and I loathe you, no lol. I will kill you dead.
lol abuser by KanonDface January 20, 2009
wah wah abuser
the guitar pedal wah wah is a cool effect, however some players use it more than their amps! (*cough*Kirk Hammett*cough)
Kirk: thats a cool rhythm section!
James : thanks do a solo!
*Kirk is so focused on the wah-wah pedal that he forgets to use his left hand*
Lars: whatta wah wah abuser
James : thanks do a solo!
*Kirk is so focused on the wah-wah pedal that he forgets to use his left hand*
Lars: whatta wah wah abuser
wah wah abuser by JKS45636 June 29, 2009
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