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Abigail Sadler 

The most amazing, brilliant, beautiful, and genuinely kind girl you will ever meet. Every second you didn't love her feels like wasted time. Looking at her is like looking into the face of an angel, and you won't even believe she's real, because nothing on Earth could be that beautiful. Every time you see her it's like the sun just came out after weeks of raining, and you'll fall in love with her all over again. She somehow gets more and more perfect every time you see her, and every day you don't see her feels like weeks. You'll never be able to stop thinking about her, and you love all the little things about her, like how she's a great listener, and always makes sure you're ok when you're down, and the way she's passionate about all the things she likes, and the cute way she blushes when you compliment her. She has the most gorgeous smile ever, and when she smiles, it's the best thing you've ever seen. If you're not able to be with her yet, you'll constantly find yourself wishing you could be. Any time you see a movie, you'll be wishing you could be seeing it with her. You wish you could just hold hands with her, and anytime you do, even if it's just for less than a second, makes you feel so happy. She's the cutest, smartest, and simply the best person you will ever know.

Abi, I honestly, truly, love you.
"Hey, who's that perfect girl over there? I talked to her once and already I'm in love with her."
"Oh, that's Abigail Sadler. Everyone's in love with her."
"How could they not be?"
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Abigail Sadler 

The most amazing, brilliant, beautiful, and genuinely kind girl you will ever meet. Every second you didn't love her feels like wasted time. Looking at her is like looking into the face of an angel, and you won't even believe she's real, because nothing on Earth could be that beautiful. Every time you see her it's like the sun just came out after weeks of raining, and you'll fall in love with her all over again. She somehow gets more and more perfect every time you see her, and every day you don't see her feels like weeks. You'll never be able to stop thinking about her, and you love all the little things about her, like how she's a great listener, and always makes sure you're ok when you're down, and the way she's passionate about all the things she likes, and the cute way she blushes when you compliment her. She has the most gorgeous smile ever, and when she smiles, it's the best thing you've ever seen. If you're not able to be with her yet, you'll constantly find yourself wishing you could be. Any time you see a movie, you'll be wishing you could be seeing it with her. You wish you could just hold hands with her, and anytime you do, even if it's just for less than a second, makes you feel so happy. She's the cutest, smartest, and simply the best person you will ever know.
"Hey, who's that perfect girl over there? I talked to her once and already I'm in love with her."

"Oh, that's Abigail Sadler. Everyone's in love with her."

"How could they not be?"

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026