Abe's cabe
Abe's cabe by Lehem October 18, 2003
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building Abe Lincoln's log cabin
It is the act of masterbating by pretending to be four slaves building Abe Lincoln's log cabin out of popsickle sticks. You paint the popsickle sticks brown, before you start, and then proceed to slap your dick with teh sicks until you blow your load.
* you say that is what someone is doing when they are screwing around.
* you say that is what someone is doing when they are screwing around.
building Abe Lincoln's log cabin by Ace8904 February 4, 2008
The Abe Lincoln (Ford's Theatre Edition)
A derivation of The Abe Lincoln where a man uses semenal fluid as crazy glue. Instead of the man trimming his pubic region and placing them onto the female's penis pudding filled face, the man grabs a fist full of pubes, yanks it out of his crotchal area, and then slaps the blood-ridden hairs onto his female companion's face--resembling the face of our late great assassinated 16th president on April 14, 1865 in Ford's Theatre.
Mary: You hear Jimmy pulled off "The Abe Lincoln (Ford's Theatre Edition) yesterday?
Mark: Yeah, **Pulled off** literally...haha...get it? Pulled off....you know....kinda like the pubes that he **Pulled off**...haha
Mary: Yeah I got it, you didnt have to explain it any further
Mark: Chode Lips!
Mark: Yeah, **Pulled off** literally...haha...get it? Pulled off....you know....kinda like the pubes that he **Pulled off**...haha
Mary: Yeah I got it, you didnt have to explain it any further
Mark: Chode Lips!
The Abe Lincoln (Ford's Theatre Edition) by Old Norse Õthinn December 24, 2008
abe sanchez
Kirsten started whining, so I removed my shaft from her posterior and gave her a dirty sanchez.
She squeeled, so I said "CUNT"
and made an abe lincoln on her chin.
Grabbed my camera and took a picture of that perfect "Abe Sanchez"
She squeeled, so I said "CUNT"
and made an abe lincoln on her chin.
Grabbed my camera and took a picture of that perfect "Abe Sanchez"
abe sanchez by STORer January 3, 2009
Abe Stinkin Lincoln
Pam was so tore up from the floor up I thought an Abe Stinkin Lincoln would highlight her facial features more.
Abe Stinkin Lincoln by Holy Macro July 9, 2010
Abe Sanchez
When you try to give your friend the finger but someone else sees and thinks its intended for them. A misinterpreted flip off.
Abe Sanchez by Jackinahatbat March 12, 2016
Shinzo Abe Special
An improvised shotgun typically forged from scrap metal and intended for a single engagement. Shinzo Abe Specials take after so-called Saturday Night Specials, which are shitty D-tier handguns fulfilling their analogous roles.
Named after the improvised shotgun that took Shinzo Abe's life in 2022 while the fucker was campaigning in the streets.
Named after the improvised shotgun that took Shinzo Abe's life in 2022 while the fucker was campaigning in the streets.
Kenzo: Yo! I heard the Prime Minister of Brazilistan got shot!
Kenji: Yeah, the bastard used a Shinzo Abe special.
Kenzo: Shit!
Kenji: Yeah, the bastard used a Shinzo Abe special.
Kenzo: Shit!
Shinzo Abe Special by EternalSoldier December 4, 2024